“I’m surprised they even let us watch those decorating shows.”
“Those electronic ankle bracelets…what colors do they come in?”
“I’m not with the gun control lobby. I’m with tartar control.”
“These things are so stale. Time to put them in the vending machine.”
“Nah, it’s just tap water.”
Antique Roadkill
“Can you hear me now?”
“I just checked. We’re out of the duck.”
“Go right at the first Starbucks, then left after the third Starbucks. ..."
“Get rid of all this stuff. It’ll make the place seem bigger if we decide..."
“Look busy. Boss is coming.”
“It comes with a home office.”
Pirate parrot sees Grim Reaper vulture
“We never had anyone who scrapbooked the receipts.
“We find the defendant too cute to be guilty.”
“Isn’t 85 the new 55?”
Business Beachball